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A bold, no-nonsense bumper sticker that speaks for drivers who value their space and time. Crisp white type against a strong matte background delivers the message with clear, confident humor: “Riding my ass does not change your ETA.” Weatherproof vinyl and a UV-protective matte laminate keep the color steady and the surface glare-free, whether it’s mounted on a daily commuter car, a road-trip van, or a work truck. Easy-peel backing and waterproof adhesive make application quick and durable — it stays put through rain, sun, and highway miles. This sticker fits into a life on the road: direct, a little cheeky, and built to last.
Product features
- Vibrant, crisp colors using modern printing techniques
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoor life
- Matte finish with UV-protective laminate for element resistance
- Waterproof sticky adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for an eco-friendly product
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
$16.99
Product features
- Vibrant, crisp colors using modern printing techniques
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoor life
- Matte finish with UV-protective laminate for element resistance
- Waterproof sticky adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for an eco-friendly product
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.