{"product_id":"bumper-sticker-this-car-runs-on-anxiety-wifi","title":"Bumper Sticker — \"This Car Runs on Anxiety \u0026 WiFi\"","description":"This bumper sticker speaks in a quiet, wry voice. It reads like a small, honest confession for anyone who navigates city traffic while juggling notifications, playlists, and a low hum of worry. Slapped on the bumper, it becomes a tiny signal to fellow commuters: you’re steering through life with earbuds in and a mind busy with a hundred little things. It’s the kind of sticker that makes fellow anxious drivers smile—an acknowledgement rather than a declaration. Imagine pulling into a coffee shop, feeling tense from the ride, then catching your reflection and reading the line. It lands like a gentle exhale. Use it on the car you live in, the laptop you open when you need white noise, or the sketchbook that holds your to-do lists. It fits into the routines of people who weather rush hour with playlists as ballast and find humor in admitting their nervous, tethered state.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, crisp colors using modern printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated to last 5+ years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with UV protective laminate for weather resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":50103279288557,"sku":"24277785749321501604","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11\" × 3\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":50103279321325,"sku":"26721571756366385806","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":50103279354093,"sku":"10694183160702088686","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/2673\/7901\/files\/11900803605614458200_2048.jpg?v=1781374953","url":"https:\/\/basedbumperstickerz.us\/products\/bumper-sticker-this-car-runs-on-anxiety-wifi","provider":"Based Bumper Stickerz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}